Knock-knock, Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Soup-erman!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Baaa. Baaa who? Baaatman!

What did the robber say when he robbed the glue factory?
"This is a stickup!"

Knock-knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Inter- MOO!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to go to the grocery store.

What is the North American Aboriginal term for a vegetarian?
Bad hunter.

What's black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed zebra.

What did the strawberry say to the raspberry?
It's your fault we're in this jam!

Why wasn't the girl afraid to swim with the shark?
Because it was a man-eating shark.

Why was Fred fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate.

What will no self-respecting vampire order from a restaurant?
A "stake" sandwich.

Still feeling sour? Try singing your favourite song, the louder, the better!
Some song music and lyrics can be found here.